News has filtered back from the southern hemisphere regarding former midfielder Paul "Juggs" Scott. Reports from the Melbourne Courier, the first scandal paper on the scene, suggested that JJ had thrown in the towel at Melbourne Knights after finding it tough to settle into the Australians all round more professional set up. He donned the famous number 4 Balaga Tongo shirt previously worn by him, and hit the streets of Melbourne with an AK47 he bought from a local arms dealer. The dealer "Alf", when asked why he sold the machine gun said; "well mate, he said he was going to shoot some wild koala’s didn't he, so I took nay notice I didn't". It is believed that news filtered back to JJ regarding the only 4 results Tongo achieved last season directly after Scott left the team. 8 people in total were killed in the massacre, before he was spotted fleeing in the direction of the outback. An onlooker said, "he ran in that direction" pointing in the direction of the outback. It is believed he had always dreamed about living with the Aborigines and that’s where the police are going to begin their search.
A survivor of the Melbourne Massacre
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hahahahaah the results did hit me hard! and i'll find a way to end willies life yet....bit extreme?
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